Ah, it appears that it’s back to that time of year where I pimp what will turn out to be the GREATEST adventure of KFG's Wednesday Gaming (written by yours truly).
In that vein, I present the TOP 10 reasons to play BJR’s Shadowrun Missions Adventure:
10. How many times have YOU successfully carried a fully-loaded M-16 with under barrel grenade launcher across international borders?
9. Tell the truth, you want to use your BOOMSTICK on zombies, don’t you?
8. “Wetwork” does not refer to cleaning pool filters.
7. Now that magic has returned, Denver is actually interesting (I kid…).
6. If you finish early, you can always go skiing (assuming the Yetis don’t get you).
5. Thin air is better for you than caustic rain (though having both is especially interesting).
4. IF you survive, you can play again next year (and I get another shot at killing your character).
3. I promise you won’t be hired to whack Ghostwalker (well, on this run).
2. This can’t be nearly as hard as last year’s “package delivery.”
And the #1 reason,
If you play BJR’s Shadowrun Missions Adventure you get to travel to strange and exotic lands and meet new people and then kill them.
"I gots all my own teefs" actual Pick-up line overheard at a Diamond Shamrock in New Waverly, Tx.