40 days until Tuesday Gaming
41 days until Wednesday Gaming
43 days until GenCon starts
45 days until Mike B's Room Party (shameless plug)
Bill: "Zounds Josh, what a ox-brained dungheap thou art! I can't believe you set our horses on fire!"
Josh: "I told you I didn't want to carry those flame potions! How would you like me to put my +2 axe where the sun doth not shine?"
Bill: "Try it, troll-breath. You'll be sleepin' with the selkies."
- Welcome to Eltingville [within the D&D game]