Now, everyone...deep breaths. Let's all realize that the author of the article is a laughable tool, and is, at the least, an equal opportunity basher. Read the part again where he describes the football players.
In fact, there isn't a positive description of a human being in the entire article...except *maybe* for the three girls, which makes me wonder whether the author got a bit excited himself by all the sexual content he decided to add to the article.
I rather liked, out of the entire article, the last two paragraphs.
(As a side note, I just contacted them about the article myself, and simply provided a link to this thread...not that I expect anyone to have what it takes to respond here.)