Elder Party Press Release Arkham Mass.

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Join us for the Elder Party Nomination Convention and Rally where you decide not only the fate of the nation but of the WORLD. Once every four years the Elder Party rises up to face the issues that plague us all. The Elder Party goes after today’s problems with millions of years of experience and knowledge that is arcane and that spans the galaxy. So come and join the Party that will take not only the White House but will take the World.  Prizes for best nominating speeches and State delegations and also a Duct Tape Girl look-a-like contest.  Chanting, sickings, and other actionable activities will pore forth like a fountain of darkness. Even, *GASP*, a speech by the Candidate himself the Great Cthulhu. It should be an…..interesting evening.  Come join Mr. Shiny, Dr Portajonni, Mongo and Duct Tape Girl(who we all love) as they lead the Elder Party into a bright shimmering new age and a even higher body count. Sponsored by Chaosium and Dagon Industries, Inc.

Ooooo this is soooo tempting.  Is there a fee?

Actually its free but it will cost you your soul.

Dr. Ranji Portajonni

Indiana Elder Party State Chairman

Looks like I might get to make this, my plans for Thurdays have been changed.

Keeper:

Actually its free but it will cost you your soul.

Can you make change?

a little taste of the 2004 convention

You take plastic?

Robbo

facade:

a little taste of the 2004 convention

Okay  we will have to keep the Elder goodness in the Rally Hall. The last little celebration we had almost got the event banned from the show.

Randu

Braelun:

Keeper:

Actually its free but it will cost you your soul.

Can you make change?

Sure we can Break a soul

Randu

Keeper:

facade:

a little taste of the 2004 convention

Okay  we will have to keep the Elder goodness in the Rally Hall. The last little celebration we had almost got the event banned from the show.

Randu

Heh almost banned. That's a selling point if ever there was one.

Since the events are now in hotels I certainly can understand the requirement to remain in the hall. In 2004 where it was held in the convention center that requirement was uber-lame. Perhaps the good folk can take it to the streets afterwards?

Ah yes!!  I remember that last rally vividly.  Much fun and hilarity.  Poor Duct Tape Girl had quite a time at the end though.  Looking forward to this years... I hope I can make it work with my schedule.

For Immediate Release

Do you have what it takes to be on a Elder Party Cabinet?  Do you have the Arcane Skills? Can you spell? Take your chances and and spell your can to a Cabient Post. Secretary of Woe, Secretary of Insanity could be your if you can spell your way thru the Mythos. Survivors will get prizes, legal waviers will be provided.

Dr. Randji Portajonni

Spelling...yeah, that's definitely me!!  Where do I sign up??

Be sure to sign the waiver.

Randu

Keeper:

Actually its free but it will cost you your soul.

Dr. Ranji Portajonni

Indiana Elder Party State Chairman

Sounds like the Gamers After Dark party.  We don't plan any squids to show up - a few sheep maybe but its ok so long as it is our sheep.

Looks like great fun Keeper.  Are you planning a parade through the dealerhall this year?

Ah yes, the parade!   Another thing that almost got the rally banned! 

Thankfully, the dealers hall will be locked up tight by rally time. 

Savior:

Looks like great fun Keeper.  Are you planning a parade through the dealerhall this year?

I would also suggest avoiding the  large room with all the mega gamers (RGPA perhaps?)  They were not excited to see Duct Tape Girl or the Elder Party revelers!

I'm going to cancel a game so I can attend this rally so long as someone can assure me BHT will not be spanked with an inflatable banana AGAIN.